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_{[Cookies from Bruce Banner? Eat your heart out, Townes. Later, when she has a free moment between all the drama in the house (read: not actual drama, just Henry being in a Mood and having a bad association with change), she sends Bruce a text.]}

My doctor's recommending more sugar in my diet? Got it. I hear you loud and clear.

Thanks. You didn't have to go out of your way.

_{[She thinks about sending "Merry Christmas" back but her grinchy homesickness doesn't lend itself to wanting to enable Deerington's holidays.]}

Your doctor's also recommending a lot more vegetables and meat in your diet, but Logan's working on learning how to cook.

You say that like those two things are supposed to go together.

_{[Wendigo meat doesn't count as a healthy meal alternative.]}

[You mom's trying, kiddo.]

It's an improvement from mayonnaise sandwiches at least. Hopefully.

_{[The Wolverine certainly does one thing right, and that's knowing better than to pick fights with one of her favorite food groups.]}

There's nothing wrong with mayo sandwiches.

_[Excuse.]

Nothing except you're a growing teenager who needs more than just mayonnaise and white bread in your diet. Stick a piece of lettuce in there.

Says the guy who just left a ton of junk food on my front step.

It wasn't a ton, and I'm hoping you know not to eat it all in one sitting.

I had no idea you were so passionate about binge eating. Is there something you need to get off your chest?

Yes, it's that I have a crippling weakness for New York style pizza and can put away three boxes all on my own in one sitting.

I'm sure shrinks would have something to say about this being a reflection of your self-loathing. Or maybe an eating disorder.

_{[Or maybe inhaling calories is a Hulk thing.]}