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_{[The Wolverine certainly does one thing right, and that's knowing better than to pick fights with one of her favorite food groups.]}

There's nothing wrong with mayo sandwiches.

_[Excuse.]

Nothing except you're a growing teenager who needs more than just mayonnaise and white bread in your diet. Stick a piece of lettuce in there.

Says the guy who just left a ton of junk food on my front step.

It wasn't a ton, and I'm hoping you know not to eat it all in one sitting.

I had no idea you were so passionate about binge eating. Is there something you need to get off your chest?

Yes, it's that I have a crippling weakness for New York style pizza and can put away three boxes all on my own in one sitting.

I'm sure shrinks would have something to say about this being a reflection of your self-loathing. Or maybe an eating disorder.

_{[Or maybe inhaling calories is a Hulk thing.]}