deerlybeloved (deerington)

[nakedsingularity]

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( Henry | 17 | F | It's the age of experimentation )

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[nakedsingularity]

"Like some"? With how many bodily fluids you ooze I think we can skip the simile.

_{[She'll make it worse, she's in your corner that way.]}

What, you're not a fan of Hoppy the killer mascot?

[possessum]

[ Oh yeah, she definitely made that so much worse. But— ]

That's fair
I am very oozey

[ At least he's self-aware about his oozing bodily fluids, okay. ]

It has a name? Great
Yeah I'm never going in that place
Though I meant to tell you, someone helped me break into the bowling alley one night
And it was actually pretty chill in there
You ever been?

[nakedsingularity]

Add that to your profile. Talents: slobber.

Oh yeah "someone"? Who's "someone"? _{[Share with the class, Peter. How many petty criminals who aren't her are you hanging out with these days?]} Yeah, I've been. This town's not that big.

[possessum]

Hey now
If I add that, I'll get too popular and people'll want to come over all the time

Her name was Claire? She kind of reminded me of you
Small and criminal
She had a lockpick just like
in her pocket
Ready to use at any time

[nakedsingularity]

You're right, how could I forget drool, cheeto dust, and forgetting to put on deodorant are what most girls are into. Must be a west coast thing.

<sub>[Small and criminal. Are these the selling points she should be putting on her bios?

Too bad she's not cool enough to know how to pick locks.]</sub>

And this b&e expert took you to a bowling alley?

[possessum]

I resent that
I'm not saying it isn't true, but I resent it

[ She's such! A little shit! ]

Oh
I was kind of already there
Trying to get in
She spotted me and helped me

I guess now I'm a criminal too
Deerington's Most Wanted

[nakedsingularity]

You asked for it, I just delivered.

Is there a reason YOU were trying to get in there?

_{[And here she thought you were normal and boring when not going feral or catatonic.]}

[possessum]

I was walking around one night, just needed to clear my head
Thought it'd be cool to hang out there for awhile

I'd heard through the grapevine it was safe inside

[ Because, you know. In this place, breaking and entering into random buildings could mean running into some horrible monster that haunts the place after-hours or something. ]

[nakedsingularity]

_{[Sounds vaguely familiar. No judgement.]}

And was it everything you'd dreamed of?

[possessum]

Smelled like unvaccumed carpet and hot dogs
I was not disappointed

[nakedsingularity]

If there was romantic mood lighting in this story, I don't need to know.

Not that I wouldn't be happy for you, but you said she reminded you of me. That'd be kind of weird.

[possessum]

Not to worry
No romantic mood lighting was involved

Unless you count a couple of really bad neon signs that were left on
But I'm pretty sure that would be an instant mood killer instead of the opposite

[nakedsingularity]

Bowling alleys kind of do that by themselves.

But it's good to know you didn't get your hand torn off by a haunted pinsetter.