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[nakedsingularity]

[Fortunately for Luna Henry believes in a fair deal. Unironic uses of "Muggle technology" in her presence in exchange for her having been calling them each other's boyfriend and girlfriend for months already? That's fair, right?]

It's funny. Magic exists but dishwashers are exciting.

[Kind of hilariously sad proof the grass really must look greener on the other side, even to magic people.]

Let me guess, you grew up a proper tea drinking witch.

[creidim]

[ ...... Well. ]

Dishwashers are quite good! I like televisions the most, though.

[ She is still a teenager at heart, even if she is a witchy one. ]

I do like tea, yes. Although me and my dad much preferred unusual kinds, often made from magic plants. Gurdyroot is an excellent one we like, for example.

[nakedsingularity]

You're saying Hollywood does the moving picture thing better than wizards? Go us boring muggles, we got something right. And coffee.

Magic tea plants. Should've seen that one coming. What's that one do? Go on, blow my mind.

[creidim]

We don't actually have movies at all, really. So it very much wins by default. No movies, no television, no video games. So you've actually got quite a lot of good things.

It wards away Gulping Plimpies. It's a kind of fish with legs.

[ #JustLunaLovegoodThings ]

[nakedsingularity]

What do you do to avoid actually talking to people while you're on the couch?

[Okay, Luna. Okay.]

Oh, is that all? Sounds dangerous.

[creidim]

Well, I just don't talk to them? If I didn't want to talk to someone, I'd just tell them that.

[ Is... this a trick question? Because that'd be the obvious answer. Just... don't talk to people. ]

Most people back home don't really want to talk to me anyway, so that's alright.

[ Yikes. ]

They're quite annoying pests. Best to keep them away. But they do make a rather delicious soup!